某老板：“豆爷，我是你孙子行了吧。咱家的鸡腿都被你洗白了。”
某豆：“那我怎样才能一辈子都吃上鸡腿呢？"
众人：“那你就找一个开养鸡场的老公吧。”
某豆：“对哦！那我的择偶标准是……”
“哇，鸡腿！”
众人默……
旁边一只狐狸嗅了嗅某豆芽儿，舔了舔小小细细的獠牙。
旁边一只腹黑熊直接将这颗豆芽儿连跟吞进肚子里，吃干抹尽。
总之，这就是某豆的恋爱经历。（生活中有原型哦！）然后幸福就是猫吃鱼，狗吃肉，奥特曼打小怪兽 ～
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